talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I have fence marks all over my body
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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