Don't you send me to vm
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
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we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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