Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
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Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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