it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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