I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
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people are starting to question the shark bite story
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
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