Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
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Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
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My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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