we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
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I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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