I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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