love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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