I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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