I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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