farters have to be the big spoon...
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
The beer is more important than you right now.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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