dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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