there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
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Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
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Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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