Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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