He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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