Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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