that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
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I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
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I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
you never un-have a 4some
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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