your room smells of hookers.
And success
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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