My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
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My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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