Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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