her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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