my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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