am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
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I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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