i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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