just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Bring me that man meat
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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