i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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