This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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