windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Be still, my beating vagina.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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