Dual....:-)
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
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We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
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That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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