Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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