he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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