He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
