Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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