Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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