We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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