I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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