Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
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I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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