Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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