I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
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Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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