so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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