The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
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yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
This baby is an asshole
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
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it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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