Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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