she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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3pm strippers are depressing
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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