what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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