I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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