we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
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