Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
she smelled like a LAN party
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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