i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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