A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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