Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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