So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
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I need you to use more vowels.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
