He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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