it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Do vagina's smell?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
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