Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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